You know you're a Mommy when...
...your lunch includes Goldfish crackers, string cheese and Teddy Grahams.
...you automatically point out bulldozers, cows, horses and "pretty colored leaves" along your commute, even when you are alone.
...your leftover food is stored in containers with Dora the Explorer or Mickey Mouse on them.
...you unconsciously remind co-workers to remember their umbrellas when they leave the office.
...you can name the latest Sandra Boynton book more easily than the latest Sandra Bullock movie.
...you have memorized the channel numbers for Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, Disney and Discovery Kids but have to look up the numbers for A&E, ESPN, SoapNet and Discovery Health.
...you always have tissues and band-aids in your purse, but can't don't have lipstick or mascara.
...you look at the contorted sleep positions of your kids, or at a scribbled portait of yourself with a giant head and no neck, and you realize that anything you left behind in your previous life is totally meaningless.
posted by MamaKaren at 10/06/2005 12:13:00 PM
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